Poetry and grumblings
Despite visiting nineteen cities and towns in the run up to Christmas, the 'festive season highjackers' Coca Cola, have announced that they will not be attempting to negotiate the streets of Sheffield this year. A spokesperson said, "it would probably take too long to get through all of the out of sync traffic lights and … Continue reading Coca Cola truck snubs Sheffield
I haven't had a good moan for a while so here we go, Today, Wednesday 23 October, I thought I would catch up with the local news before heading off to work. Now, the local news station that is calendar, is not known for its groundbreaking stories, or cutting edge research, as they don't like … Continue reading ITV Calendar
Jeremy Corbyn is a massive cock! How this overgrown hippy has managed to rise through the ranks of the labour party to become leader must be as big a mystery to what remains of his party members as is it is to me. He is anti democratic, anti semitic, anti hygiene by the look of … Continue reading Comrade Corbyn
Priory school, Lewes, in the UK, have jumped on the equality bandwagon by demanding that children start the new school year wearing gender neutral uniforms. firstly, give it a rest you snowflakes! More importantly, what was the big problem before? what was such a big problem that they have insisted to parents that they spend … Continue reading Gender neutral school uniforms
You expect me to apologise For being the way I am Being british, white, conventional But worst of all, a man I'm sorry that I'm average height And I'm not over weight I'm sorry for being English I'm afraid to say I'm straight I never shout about my rights Of which there's very few And … Continue reading Minority retort
